Big Wet Asses 12

In the real world, there are many things that can cause a gas shortage. Limited production. Limited supply. Wendy’s is closed. But in the fake porn world that we all know and love, there are no such things as energy shortages. Hips have figured out perpetual motion, deforestation is non-existent as there is plenty of wood to go around, and porn’s version of global warming makes loins melt while keeping the nearest ice shelf intact. Elegant Angel, one of the premiere studios in the adult world, has capitalized on one of these permanently renewable resources for its Big Wet Asses series.

Volume 12, the newest installment to the BWA cache, makes use of the free-flow of cheap [body] oil to create a slippery wonderland of frictionless ass fucking. The film stars vibrant butt-ercups Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, and Jasmine Byrne, among others, splayed out on a plush, black pleather couch for some exploratory anal drilling. Claire Dames even offers up her own virgin backside to the petroleum gods for the first time. In using these youthful sources of smut and avoiding granny porn, Elegant Angel should be commended for abating its use of fossil fueled sex.

But that’s not all that is commendable here. Clocking in at about a minute under three hours, BWA v.12 is certainly one of the longer porn flicks you’ll ever encounter. You’ll be challenged to watch it all in one sitting, though you may find that time flies when you’re watching fun. Each scene is full of oral sex, dirty talk, and preliminary pussy fucking. Then, copious amounts of oil are spilled and slathered all over the beautiful backsides of these delicious damsels before each gets pounded by pipeline.

The BWA series is the two-time winner of AVN’s Best Anal Themed Series Award and, with the newest addition, is now a dirty dozen. Dirty is the operative word here. There is nothing quite like a three-hour film packed with facials, fucking, pleather couches, and freshly seeded fudge stars. Through it all, Elegant Angel delivers. Now, if they could only figure out a way to fix that hole in the Ozone.